everyday's paper is total shit hahah. rite?

anyways.. here are the things you can do with money (comes with qualifications)!

1)You can buy more toto tickets, den more chance of striking
2)You can hire people to rob the bank for you
3)Take drugs
4)Buy the original VCDs, burn them using high-speed burners, den sell them
5)Hire teachers from NIE to teach you
6)Be a loanshark
7)Find a rich mistress/mistor(or watever u call them), and try to kope their money
8)Find your friends who are chickens and ducks
9)[For guys only] Go to the sperm bank and buy another trillion to add to your 'bank'
10)Get elders to try to con other elders (for the fun of it)
11)Go to the reception desks of CGH/SGH/TTSH etc and 'di xiao' your friends there
12)Give Bryan money to splash paint on your door (he will gladly do it) *thanks!

SEEE.. even with money you its not the end of the world! don give up too!

PS:these are based on the imagination of a virgin. PLEASE don not try this at home.