Sunday, May 06, 2007

This could be another rant from me so just bear wif it...
Eversince i got posted to my new unit, my life has nv been as 'suay' as it used to be. First, there is 1 person who is extremely irritating and is bugging me everyday from 8 to 5. He hasn't realised that everyone, including me has been ignoring him by not talking to him. Such a pity that he has no friends now although he hasn't realise it by now(such an idiot).... He is giving me problems and he keeps on talking non stop in front of me until i get really pissed off. Coz all the topic that he spoke doesn't make sense at all. Worst still, when i decide to ignore him, he talks even more... God, pls help me to get rid of him... Pls...

Next, i think there is some problem with the University admission. Seriously, it is really really absurd that a person who got 3A couldn't get into the course that he wants whereas a person with 1A 2B could get into the same course without being even interviewed! How fair can this get. Seriously, i think they choose the students by the school they attended instead of the merit. Wads meritocracy then? Is it being practiced as widely as it is today?(Or is it even practiced at all eventhough some people claimed that it is???)

And one of the most frightening incident was being involved in the scene of accident. I was in my dad's vehicle when that b@stard in front of my dad's vehicle just anyhow emergency braked. Tmd! Then my dad's cab just collide into his... Knn... Luckily i got my seat belt on, or else i would have been gone.( Some1 out there would be very happy that i m gone...) Thank god nothing happens to us physically. But now, that b@stard demanded us to pay him the fees for the reparation of his car. Luckily i didnt beat him up or else i would be on the saturday's ST wif my No.4 uniform. That b@stard car plate is XXX9848X.

Next, one of my good buddy got admitted into he hospital for severe bleeding while falling into the drain when he was picking up the soccer ball. The amt of bld that flowed out of his body was sufficient to donate it to another person. And worst still, he is disfigured for nothing.( Thnx to those who kicked the ball out of the parade sq) This calls for another lesson to be learnt. Nv play soccer if there is a drain nearby.

Well, my life is farked up in short. Maybe i m thinking too much or maybe i m stressed due to the work load that i have in camp and the people that i meet in camp or maybe i really have mental problem such that i need to see a psychiatrist. And now, the world seems very unfair to me at the moment(maybe every moment).

Friday, April 13, 2007

here to mow the lawn and dust the shelves.

painfully, it seems like we are really gonna just shake hands, hug n go our ways, although the cliques would most probably remain intact... feels like shit saying this, n it feels worse knowing its true. my apologies... but we all know this's inevitable cuz we once had all day n all the time to see n interact with every other 01er but we have none of that now. the reasons r obvious n unavoidable...

when tantan comes back- if she comes back at all- i've a feeling our schedules no longer fit nicely into a patchwork as they did before. and even weekends are a 'perhaps' kinda thing.

NS, work, uni, overseas??
sad to say that honestly, i've lost half the class to time.

hopefully there'll b a day when everyone's (ok, most of us) got nothing on, then mayb we can go paint the town red again. :)

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend wont tell you when they're sad.
A real friend know when you're sad without you telling them.

:)

Monday, March 26, 2007

Who says our English is teruk?
Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective, etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporeans: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Singaporeans: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporeans:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?Singaporeans: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporeans: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporeans: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporeans: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporeans: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporeans: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?Singaporeans: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Singaporeans: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporeans: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Singaporeans: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Singaporeans: What the f...!

(: have a nice week!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

faint nudging.

huh? i awoke to a start, as i fought hard to lift those heavy eyelids. all was dark. what's going on? my head throbbed as if a thousand needles were pierced into it. a dressing table, at least a dozen other beds, a ceiling fan... that was what i was able to make out the dark and moments ago, i sure felt a prod in the arm. i saw no one as i frantically turned right and left. the room was empty. other than the pain in the head, all my injuries seemed to have recovered, as a vauge memory of an accident flashed in my mind, a serious one i had. hmmm. then out of the corner of my eye, the wooden door at the end of the room slowly creaked open, and there stood an oddly dressed man. he was clad in a leather cloak, and appeared to be in his late sixties. ta, ta, ta... his walking stick made a sound with each step he took as he inched closer to where i was situated, each some echoing through the room, as if light on mirror. huddled in the thick velvet blanket, fear seem to take over me as i pondered his origin and before long, our eyes met.

'ahhh, how are you my boy?' the man spoke with a tinge of maturity yet vibrant despite of his age. 'f-fine, i g-guess.' my voice quivered, due in part to the cold atmosphere and the fear that was building up in me. and all of a sudden, a shot of warmth spread through me as his hand contacted mine. it was a feeling i have never felt before, a feeling of closeness, of family. immediately, i fell into a deep sleep, as tiredness got the better of me. it was a dreamless yet rejuvenating one as my body seem to regain its energy and rigour, like that of the past, or even better. it seemed like hours, or days when i finally woke up. no headaches, no pain in my once battered body. the man was gone, and the room, empty as it was before, but this time, sunshine streamed in from one of the glassless windows, casting shadows of the beds on the stone walls of the room. ahhh, i felt refreshed like never before. i stood up as i decided to explore the place. taking a step over to the window, a view as breathtaking as ever entered my eyes. wow! i was staring at the finest horizons on earth, against an ocean of brilliant blue, and the never-ending sky. furthermore, i realised i was in more of a castle than a hospital, as to the right of my view was one of the many towers, like that of old fairytales with princesses and dragons. 'hey you!' i spun around with surprise as a voice from behind me echoed through the room...

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

it was late. rushing back on my bike so as to avoid admonition, it started to drizzle. quick, i told myself as raindrops the size of marbles started pouring down, hitting onto surfaces of my body exposed to the outside world. man that kinda hurt! the rain has always been a sort of pleasure for me, it washes away, that guilt in me, as well as the troubles that you never seem to be able to shake off in a typical, boring day. and suddenly, i seemed to enjoy each drop of rain. precipitation, i thought, as we learnt in science, what a wonder. its hard to say but its no easy feat to prevent a lingering mind while driving in the rain when i realised i was still on the expressway and as usual i did a time-check. 2:34am. i regretted, for staying out late and each time making my parents worry. i regretted for who i am, the delinquent, the black sheep of the family, whose misdemeanours are far too many to be counted. i wanted forgiveness. mom must be worried sick already! the thought of that, i sped up, a reflex action i could say. all i could do now was pump up the accelerator, as i gripped on tighter to the motorbike. zooming past the scarce traffic that this hour is easy though, as i rush to reach my destination..

alas! i'm reaching... i sped on, not concerned of the thunderstorm brewing above me. as i reached the final traffic junction, the lights started to turn amber. damn. i decided not to care as i attempted to break the traffic rules this once. almost there, i told myself as the lights switched to a bright red. it was too late to stop, as i sped across the cross junction. what the?! as out of the corner of my eye, bright headlights shone against me, so bright it could blind an animal. and before i could realise anything, i was thrown out of my bike, flung 20 metres away as right before my eyes, my bike was utterly flattened, and in front of it, a truck. numbness struck me as excruciating sharp pain shot through my head. i looked down towards my lower body, a total wreck. the white shirt, the one my mom bought for me as my birthday, stained with a colour i could faintly make out as red, as a brilliant red liquid pooled from my side. further down, i could feel nothing in my left leg. all i could feel was, pain. in the distance, i can vaguely see two figures, running in my direction. my vision beginning to blur, as my head begin to throb badly as i realised it was bleeding as well. the two figures seem to grow fainter yet nearer in distance. i forced to keep my eyes open, it was difficult.. and soon it was total darkness. mom, dad, i'm sorry..

i was dead.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

heya! jus got a msg from ms wong!

she have given birth on the 26th feb to a baby boy! hahaha nxt time cfm math pro lah

haha. its a fyi post :)

gd luck for our, OUR results. yea

regards

Monday, February 26, 2007

results will b out on friday!

are we going anywhere after that?!

Thursday, February 22, 2007



in progress..















done!













always.. always a part of S01.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

AHHH ahahhaa its valentine's day theme! therefore... words shall b pink in colour! hahaha. (ms tan tis is for you!)

hah ignore the lovey-doveys, smooches, hugs and watever stuff u can do between couples, friendship day is the thing we're commerating!its been hmm about 2 full yrs we've came to know each other (some longer), and the story goes...

long long time ago in one of the southern province of china, Singapore, there resided a school, indebted to constant lousy grades and poor achievements, sprang a class of 25 people, and one inspiring teacher, who led them on a wow-ing journey each and everyone could never forget. it was the times that they spent together which were unforgettable, and it proves much, much more than wat bgr can bring, though many might not agree with me! they started out with unfamiliar faces, as hi-bye friends and each with the sole aim of ending their term just for the sake of academic accolades, neither did they know their journey was filled with much more than what they all could expect, as they fought with their bravest hearts and desire to overcome odds that were unimaginable, and they bonded well. disagreements were few, and friendship grew to family, beyond what many could expect. though now they might have gone their separate ways, as what fate has landed us upon, they still remain together as one. though its impossible for their eyes to meet each day like in the past, the memories still remain etched deeply in their hearts... it shall last like this forever, as each and everyone of them love this very family, and of course without the greatest, hottest teacher in their school, none of which would be possible..

i am proud, proud to be a part of this class, 05s01.

may we stay in touch and despite anything tat happens we'll still remember each others' presence everywhere we go. best wishes to those who are serving the govt, and those who are working. take care! :)

happy valentine's and friendship day! :)

Saturday, February 10, 2007

yo its time to update on my ns life again....
Well my company has completed almost all the bmt syllabus, and we have our ippt and route march left. Field camp was quite a disaster for me coz it rained for @ least 3 days.... T.T... clothes, field pack, load bearing vest, items inside the field pack were all muddy... besides that, the 2nd field camp site was a mosquito breeding ground. The mosquito there are aedes mosquito... we were bitten all over the place by the commando mosquito... other than that, the fire movement drills were quite fun. Shellscrape digging was like digging ur own grave and we all took 1/2 a day to dig it... luckily i managed to finish digging it within the time limit or else i will have to go back to redig...

Live range was quite fun too coz the officers did not screw us this time as they feared that we might do something stupid like keblakang pusing and shoot them down.. Day firing was generally ok but nite firing u generally cant see anything so i just try my luck... Phew i was so close to failing due to nite firing...

After the field camp was the situational test, which is sit test in short. This is only applicable to those pes A or B pple... For those who aim to go to OCS to become officers or SISPEC to become sgts, u must show ur leadership quality during the missions that they gave u.. The missions were basically like team building games that u play during our uniform groups days or our JC orientation days... Leaders must always be the most garang person in the team and he must always noe wat to do.. All of us were split into 7 different roles which u will find out when u take the test... Quite fun actually.

Outfield was my horrible experience in my ns life. I got asthma attack everyday and the medic have to rush over to attend to me while my buddy got a shock of his life... Route march to the camp site was sh*t... Our officer punish us by telling us to take aim with our rifle, high port our rifle and putting our rifle on our head when we march.. The condition was so bad such that my asthma attack didnt even stop... Now i was well known for my asthmatic attack coz during the sit test, my asthma became worse again... In company line my asthmatic attack was not that bad, but in outfield, due to the kicking of sand and dust, it aggravate the situation.. The 12km route march and the 4 km fast march nearly killed me... Coz after the march, my asthma was so bad that i just collapsed in front of everybody... i wasnt even aware of wad happened next... During the 2nd day of the sit test, i fall out due to asthma attack again.. my OC was kind enuff to let me join in the test on the 3rd day or else i would have to go for resit test again... for the remaining days of the week, every1 was so scared that i got asthma attack again... All the officers and the sgts in my company kept a look out for me.. The person that i want to thank are my buddy and section mates for the support and encouragement during the outfield trip. If not i dun think i can even survive thru all the outfield trips... Thnx god that they strike my name off the commanders selection list after the sit test, if not i would have to suffer another 2 more yrs of hell again...

Well now every1 including the medic is telling me to downgrade to pes C9. Hopefully my asthma dun get worse coz its my ambition to get into military police, which doesnt have outfield activity @ all... Well time for dinner! Shall update the blog if i have the time!

haha. ns life for pes c

haha continuing on bryan's post on ns....

basically once u enter ns u will see alot of ppl wif ang gong (tattoo). but they r nice ppl despite the stereotyping. in ns, u will see all sorts of ppl. some r really *cough cough and some r really fucked up. oso u will see alot of chao keng ppl that keng lyk wtf(eg att b for 2 wks). dun noe y our pes c training already quite slack but they still want keng so long for wat... pes c training rox... we nv get pumped except whe we do 5bx... we r preety much slack and we sometimes end our day very early... we du nid to keep wearing full basttle order lyk pes a and pes b and we only march 10km instead of 24km...haha. tats a lot shorter...

bryan. tk dickson r in the same coy. however we r in diff platoons... bra and tk in p2 and dickson in p4 while im in p3. comparing our platoons, i tink mine is the slackest...haha...my platoon i tink oso has the highest number of ppl visiting the MO. haha. visting the MO is a fucked up process. u nid t fill in a form and w8 until they ask u to go up and w8 somemore...then u hav to w8 for ur medicine. takes 3hrs at least.. nice way to escape training but u will b in a room filled with bloody coughers...

army food is bloody cheap... they hav surveys on the food. the survey is based on yesterdays food so when they giv u gd stuff u noe its time for a survey...they recycle their food oso. their curry chicken is not curry chicken. they used leftover marinated uncooked char siew chicken to cook. they love to use the same type of veg and they lyk salted veg...their cook style is the same...sweet sour sauce, asam, curry, black sauce, pepper. is always the same... their milo is dilute and their green bean soup is abnormally sweet...their char kway teow and hokkien mee is tasteless and their fried beehoon is dark brown in colour. everyday u eat rice and more rice...eat until u want puke coz hey giv hell lo of rice and few servings of dishes... howvere their dessert is good. i love red n yelow watermelon, honeydew and tow huay...the orange is sour ad the pear and appler not meant to b touched... they wll oso giv ice cream once in a blue moon...

wow... tats a long essay i typed... going off to dota... lol

National Service
Do it for ur nation
Do it for ur Singapoooooore yah!!!
dun mind i just dupli-post here ah...

yay im so happy to b back in singapore!
not cuz i'll b able to escape army, but because im simply bored and abhor the drag n drear of tekong and miss singapore.

a somewhat (alotwhat) different but simple insight into another side of army life. cuz its PES C life for the physically (some mentally) disabled n impaired.
what u get if u're in pes c. i dunno if its the same for the other platoons but at least for taurus plt 2.
1. u're allowed to complain reasonably n most of the time u're given the benefit of the doubt. most commonly used phrase by them- "anyone not feeling well, u better sound off... dont garang act tough"
2. in one way or another, get about 5-6 hours of admin (free) time a day till u get sick of ur bunk n bed
3. all bark n hardly any bite, all buzz n hardly any sting
4. i told them the doc told me i had a mild spine problem (its the truth arh) but i felt a-okay. they excused me from carrying the field pack

but our pay stops at $300-400, we dont get to go SOC/OCS/n all the other interesting stuff. thats y most of the pes c r unmotivated to serve esp in tekong... although im sure we indicated otherwise in the survey. for me even worse i dont get to shoot live (real) rounds or throw grenade because im impaired in the ear. only get to play imt- some arcade-simulation of the live range. n of course, im not expecting much of an experience from field camp.

thats y army life for me is simply put, i confess, sort of a poorly-organised boring chalet. just hurry up, let me ORD n go to university.

Have you ever wondered
Why must we serve
Because we have no choice,
And we want to be freed, to be freed yah

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Hey dickson! U're bais! who says only left yuezhi and darren to update the blog???
THERE's ALWAYS MEEEE!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!

Singapore, i love u soooooooooooooo much that no amount of words can describe it. lol... mayb national service was meant to make servicemen miss mainland so badly that they'll appreciate and love it more, thus, defending the nation. XD

Ok dudes! I'm back in mainland! aint u all glad? i tink i shlnt give too much spoilers abt my army life there la, cos it defers from man to man. but all i can say is, its fun yet tough and tiring, with lots of sai kang to do. and the best ting is, i've got a white horse as my bunk mate cum 1/2 buddy. LOL. humble horse tho. =)

eh yuezhi, i got free ice-cream treat not? i in tekong island getting tortured. zzzzzzzz... noe wad? i'm confined for ano/r 2 weeks noe! tt means, the nxt time i book out wld b wif the Pes C peeps. y? cos i've gto field camp! WTH. smelly undies, shit holes, trenches, chunko-s, a million billion gazillion mosquitoes and lastly, maybe even footrot (smth which i wldnt wanna get). the mosquitoes in tekong all commando style mossies. u observe carefully their heads got a red beret on it. y? cos they got ARMOUR-PIERCING rounds. can bite thru the thick army uniform. they even fly into boots and camp in there overnite, den nxt morn when u wear, die. kena bite. den when u remove ur boots, u see it fly out of ur boots. den u'll "diao...." worst stil, the mossies come in large no.s such as few hundreds. my bunkmate fragged 54 in a week. everynite, i kena bitten by like 10 mossies la. den in a company, got like 200 ppl. during RO, all congregate together. u imagine if each person on avg kena bitten by 5, den there're 1000 mossies already. cos each mossie sucks from 1 at a time.

on a personal note, i've managed to experience up and gain a few more useful skills. such as to survive w/o bathing, to shit in 14 sec (i'm serious, from time of entry into toilet into time i leave), and to bathe in less dan 1 min (water, soap, facial foam, wash tru, done).

so to all the NS guys there, go enjoy urself. altho it's tough (we're forced to run at 2.4 speed for 20 mins for training, and for CPT, their warm up is more jia lat dan NAPFA test as a whole), seeing everyone suffer together really bonds ppl, like builds up camaradarie (no where else builds this, not even in all guys sch). met ALOT of pri sch frens and long lost frens either. see... army = rewarding (i've been brainwashed, lol... jkin) XD

to the o/r guys gg in, since u all are enhanced batch (9 wks bmt), i advice u EXERCISE! dun be like me! from NAPFA gold to IPPT FAIL!!!! lol... i'm all rusted. so yea... go train. =)

til the nxt time. adios!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Ok tomorrow the PES C 四大天王s(Four Heavenly Kings) are going in to join those who have already gone haha yea that'll be Bryan,Chee Xiang,Tze Keong and me....haha abit thick-skinned to address myself as a 天王 lol.

Anw from what I see there'll only be 2 ppl left who might possibly update this blog in our absence...namely Darren and Yuezhi.So I guess you 2 really have to work hard to keep this blog alive XD anw those PES As and Bs please post some stuff when you guys are back during weekends and see this lol.

Meanwhile to the lot of you out there....take care =)

Thursday, January 18, 2007

hmm its crazy to see how time flies. was simply jus scrolling down the blog and saw eugene's post regarding ms tan's sending off. dated 3rd January. now its the 18th. ahhh, no more school even, which is a sad thing to note. no ms tan who will be nagging at us each day, no slacking at the canteen during recess, no soccer during pe, no volleyball, no mrs gay's bio lessons where we made the most noise, no more math remedials, no more crazy ms lee and slack mr lee. now everyone's working, and its jus so hard to even meet up. hahha im jus being nostalgic and sentimental cant help it. i want school so much, tutorials or lectures, anything!

i miss our class :)

because because...

hmm wld be good if everyone post some memories here of the class hahah, funny sad watever, wld be cool reading yea?mayb i shall start:)

i remember one time during gp tutorial when i was sitting at the back of the class with eugene. suddenly i laughed quite soundly tat ms tan heard n scolded me hmmm. tat was cause we were discussing something like morals when ms tan asked like what would you do if someone rapes your sister or something, and eugene told me something like he'll ask the person's dad to join in lol! tat came so sudden i laughed like mad, den cnt tahan ms tan was alerted and there she go lol. its really damn funny, no kidding lol.

owells, im off to shower, gotta work tmr :( take care ppl!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

hah! its my turn to blog. after like some many zillion seconds...

guess everyone (almost haha) is employed alr.. hmm not bad ah

miss tan. (teacher at jarkata)
zuwei. (serving govt)
grace. (form teacher at SAC)
patrick. (slacker)
malcolm. (dono wat at ministry of health)
desiree. (receptionist Markhan Advocates and Solicitors)
adeline. (working)
jun ren. (serving govt)
swee san. (tink working)
michelle. (hmm dono)
sharon. (not sure)
tze keong. (serving govt on 26th)
rong teng. (jerry and ben)
wei tian. (yes supermarket)
yue zhi. (and jerry ben)
dickson. (serving govt on 26th)
wee meng. (serving govt)
chee xiang. (serving govt on 26th)
eric. (serving govt)
eugene. (serving govt)
zhi yuan. (giving tuition)
me. (sim lim sq.)
wei shun. (sim lim sq.)
bryan. (relief teacher and professional slacker waiting to serve govt)
waika. (at heng gkong probably working)

lol update me so i can fill in wrong info xD.

anyways the other day me n desir saw ms wong at suntec. hello remember ms wong?? our thanks-for-pointing-that-out-please-pass-your-assignments-to-darren math cher!her stomach look like its gg to explode alr haha and fyi shes not working as tpjc alr. mayb only lee hoong yong and mrs gay are the loyal ones lol. SHE LEFT FOR TJC :) haha traitor! lol no la.. gd thg she left haha cause TPJC simply ________.

haha take care peeps. shall meet up soon. tho i dono how and when lol!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Yo! seems as if nobody else had the mood to post anything after the miss tan post eh? Well fret not! HERE I AM! With my latest, most exciting, most disturbing, most informative yet thrilling post ever! Watch out man...

Well well, I'll be enlisting tomorrow and here's a list of all the stuff that i brought along with me in case any of you peeps later need reference.

1) Alarm Clock (with spare batts)
2) Body Foam/Facial Foam/Tooth Paste/Tooth Brush
3) Shaver (unless u wanna use the army ones)
4) Washing powder
5) Undies (loads of them if possible)
6) Goggles
7) IC
8) Nail Clipper
9) Slippers
10) Spectacle Hook
11) Extra Specs
12) 1 Tee shirt and 1 shorts to sleep in
13) 6 Hangers
14) Handphone (w/o xtra batt; rmbr, NO CHARGER ALLOWED)
15) Black duct (insulator) tape
16) 3 Ziplock bag
17) Enlistment letter/Medical report (PES blah blah blah thingy)
18) 1 black pen, 1 blue pen, 1 black permanent marker, 1 pencil, 1 eraser
19) Deodorant (especially in this rainy weather; recommended by zuwei)
20) THIRSTY Hippo (recommended by zuwei; clothes cant dry due to moisture)
21) Snacks (recommended by MANY PPL; pls restrain from bringing excessively, and all dry rations pls ^^)
22) Padlock (key kind, cos i heard army gives the spin-spin type which can be ezly broken into)
23) Personal Medicaltion (e.g. diarrhoea medicine, panadol etc; asthma med for those who nds)
24) pillow, bolster, stuff animal, blanket, and all the warmth of home
25) FHM

yea... that's about all i brought along.


Jan 26 peeps! Ya ready yet??? =P

til den.. adios~

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Goodbye Singapore, Welcome Jakata!
that was what happened to our tan-tan say, 12 hours ago, when 12 of us went to send her off to J-land.
For those of u who did not turn up or could not make it, it'd probably be the last time u'll see lydia til june. Not forgetting that u all missed an exclusive "tears of the tan" scene. XD

Anyways, bon voyage, good luck, and all the best in all your endeavours! Till we meet again.

For those of you who didn't know, this was what we collectively made as a parting gift for tan-tan.

A jigsaw puzzle!

The back of the jigsaw puzzle!

Whats on the template to fix the puzzle on!

There are many messages hidden within the puzzle itself. Could u decipher them all?? Do u understand the significance of it all?? If not, please refer down.




SPOILERS AHEAD!
Please turn back if u're below the age of 18, this site is not responsible for ur actions in entering this site. Please also turn back if u do not want to spoil ur fun in deciphering the puzzle.



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Significance of the jigsaw:
1) On the picture, a volleyball is painted. It signifies the volleyball competition in which we took part in as a class, be it supporting, cheering or playing. What matters is we did it as a class.
2) The rope signifies yet another event in which our class gave its utmost support to its participants. Stamimania!
3) The scroll should be pretty easy to understand. It means our academic achievements; be it by one person, two persons, three people or the entire class.
4) The fiery 05S01 represents our "burning passion" in the class, our "enthusiasm" (no sarcasm involved) in the many things we did as a class... Seasports Carnival? Open-house?
5) The baton would of course represents our 12x100m race. =)
6) The jigsaw is made up of 26 pieces; and on the back of each piece is the name of everyone of us and ms lydia tan. It signifies that only when the 26 "pieces" (or people) are together can we form a class, our class, with all our achievements and spirit (lets ignore bygones in this scenario)
7) The inner side of the template is self-explainable. XD And it wounldn't end here... 63072000 seconds is not all the time we're going to spend together. To each end is a new beginning. Lets embrace the new and not cast aside the old. =)
8) Secret of the day!!!
- Ms lydia tan, if you're reading this, do you know that on the scroll (the picture) lies a hidden message? What may seem like hyphens and dots (ignore the squiggly lines) are actually morse-codes to a hidden message meant for YOU! Hope you'll spend time to decipher it, as we've spent time creating what we hope would be a part of u. =)


***THE END***
Thank you for spending your time to read this entry.

Monday, January 01, 2007

LATEST UPDATE!!!

Yo 01ers! For those of you who wanna send Lydia Tan-Tan off to Patland, PLEASE meet at the following place at the following time on the following date!!!


Venue: Changi International Airport Terminal 1 Burger King
Time: 9.00AM, Morning! (please do not be late okie?)
Date: 3rd January 2007, Wednesday

til then, cya all there! If possible, indicate on the tagboard who's going, it'll be ezier to track.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERY 01er!

The future holds limitless possibilities.
Strive to reach.
We will get there.

~Best Wishes~
Blessed Year
Take Care
Enjoy
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got a little bored.
happy new yr ppl

Saturday, December 30, 2006

YAY! I posted the no. 100th post!

the first milestone of our tpjc05s01.blogspot.com.

great to see ppl blogging every now and den. aniways, thnx eric for ur insights of army life, but u're freakin the hell out of all of us man... lol... got anithing positive to post abt army? hahaha... if not ar, the rest of us enlisting some time soon will piss on our pants. besides, i'm gg to sch 1, and i tink weemeng oso rite? SHIT la... y all the stupid nice sergeants go to sch 2! DAMMIT! *grumbles at the pes c peeps*

hahas... tts besides the point. aniways, do keep this blog alive every now and den ya? when i enlist it'll b my turn to post the army stuff here. hehe... paiseh to the gals who aint goin into NS, but well well, u cld use this blog as a venue to get urself updated on the life of us guys while we're suffering in there and u're all out there earning some big bucks. so nxt time aft we all enlist, IF, and i said IF, we were to hav ano/r class outing, the gals shl pay! YAY! hahaha.... muz reward us guys for defending this puny nation noe... we "put our lives on the line". =P

well... ms tan flying off to J-land alreadi... the land of J-pop and J-show. hahas... dun b misled by the term J. so now, throw all ur suggestions on how we can send ms tan off to a foreign land for the nxt err.... 1.5 yr?? or issit 2 yrs? or make it 1??? =S

3, 2, 1, GO! start suggesting in the tagboard! WOO!

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Yo its me again!!!! Just released from HELL a few hours ago....

After the 1st book in, the NS life is completely different.. 180 degrees different... Sergeants are now treating recruits as DOGS instead of humans... On the tue night, my whole platoon has to hold in the pumping position while the 2nd LTD, which is our Platoon commander(PC) scolded us for fidigiting during the parade... Actually it is not the fidgiting part that he made us hold in pumping position.. Its just that he accumulate the stress in him and he unleash it at us all in 1 shot! His eyes were red after scolding us and we wondered if he cried while he scolded us... The punishment eats into our sleeping time and in the end all of us only have 4 1/2 hours of sleep...

We tot that the next day would be better but it seemed that it turned out worse... Early in the morning, we are pumped for nothing... The sergeant said:' Y u all never greet me?' This is totally wtf la.. The previous night our sir told us he doesnt care whether we greet our commanders or not and early in the morning we tio pumped for all this kind of shit...

All the nice sergeants are going to be transffered out to leopard company in sch 2... So if u happen to be in this company, it will really be like a chalet for u coz the sergeants are basically not fierce at all! And my Indian sergeant a but kee siao... When he happy that time he can tell joke and joke abt u, then all of a sudden, he kena mood swing, then he started pumping us...

We drew our rifle on tue and during the sending in of arms at night, one person forgot to pull off the trigger and he tio confine for 1 day... wtf! A little mistake here and there they start to pump us already.. It would be worse if they ask u to run in front of the parade sq and ask u to hold on to the wall and shout 'the wall is falling' in 4 languages in front of the whole tekong... Then today during bookout he said more shit will come during the next book in...

For guys, pls guard ur rifle properly or u will be send to the military jail straight... Nv let ur sergrants steal ur rifle.. Lock it in ur cupboard when not using it and nv be 1 m away from ur rifle unguarded coz it is a chargable offence.. And the sentence would be to go to military jail.. Nv point ur rifle at ur friend, mustnt break rifle and pls dont anyhow play with the rifle coz all these will get u into serious trouble and it is not just a matter of going into jail anymore but something more serious..

If u r sick and u wan to see a doc inside a camp, u will have to wait for 3 hours... In the end all of us will end up with the same kind of medicine and i got 7 packet of medicine for just cough, sinus and sore throat... WTF! But it is the only place where u can watch tv legally... So its up to u to decide whether the 3 hrs is good or bad.. Ok think i better go to sleep coz the stupid army wan us to be at the discovery centre early in the morning... bloody hell!!!! Cya!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

well i m just released from NS!!!!!!!!! Yeah so happy tt i m back home again!

NS is actually not vv scary but it is boring... every single day u do the same thing over and over again until it make u puke... Luckily the 1st 2 weeks of NS there will be no punishments for us... well not too sure for the direct enlist BMT batch XD... The sgt now can only scold us like mad but cant really pump us unless the encik(Company Sergeant Major- CSM) decided to... Good luck for those who kena chinese encik... The chinese officer there are quite 'kum lan' and 'xia lan'... It is the malay officers and the indian sergeants in the Mohawk company that are good... not too sure abt the rest though... Oh ya Zw and me are in the same company but different platoon... Sad but then we still see each other everyday!!!!! =)

The scariest thing that could happen now is the water parade. Every morning, u will be PUMPED @ least 750 ml of water b4 breakfast for some stupid light warm up and then another 750ml of water 1 hr later during the 1st parade... Even for a short shuttle run or swim for 1 lap, u have to drink up 1.5 litres of water that is 1 b4 the run/swim n 1 after... T.T.. There will be @ least 5 water parade in a single day that will make u puke...

Every single day is a rainy day in tekong... and everyday there will be either CAT 1(raining + thunder) or CAT 2( heavy rain)... training schedules are being messed up and pushed back... looks like we are going to suffer for the next few weeks due to our super behind time schedule..

Always greet the commanders properly... My sgts dont like to be called sir becoz they ALWAYS say 'we sergeants have our own pride! We take pride in coming out from SISSPEC( sch of infantry specialist)!' And nv call a sir sergeant unless u wan to invite trouble... call the CSM by sergeant major or encik n nothing else unless u wan to invite trouble again... Well just becareful coz some sgts r vv kpkb n i just tooked his name down today... so ya just take down the name of the commanders and u can lodge a complain if u wan if he disrespects u or do something to u that is unjust, ie if he is not ur platoon sergeant or ur company sergeant and he come and kp u, just go complain... actions will be taken against him...

For those enlisting in Jan, pls go prepare some more items like elastic cord garters, boots insole, shaver, tooth brush and paste and zip lock bag... couldnt remember much on wad to bring but all these items are frequently missing esp the garters... So be careful... No MP3, cam phones and another electronic device capable of image and voice recording can be brought into the camp unless u wan to become 'marksman' on the 1st day...

My bunk mates are really vv nice pple but not the whole platoon... Some think tt they are from NCC means that they are the big shot in the platoon.. Sometimes i feel like fking the person up and down and inside out but then after i thought of the consequences ie jail, i decided to bear with him until the ORD day... Where my bunk mates will 'play' a 'mini game' with him... LOL... Seriously, i dun like some noob ordering me around when they themselves are oso noob in the camp... It is impt to make friends inside esp ur section/bunk mates coz they will be the one sticking with u and going thru thick and thin with u in the BMT...

Well it is really sian to book in again tmr and dont forget to plan outing from dec 29 till jan 2 coz we will be having a holiday during these periods!!! So cya next time! BYE!!!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

ok la i havent ever really blogged here except as news vendor so here i am... but pardon me i'll blog abt sth stupid but anw since i did this recently, so waddeheck.

War Against Cockroaches
cockroaches suck. they're slimy icky pickly disgusting dirty irritating 2-inch-long n they're brown like as if they just visited some shit. n they freaking FLY. so next time u encounter one b ready, b prepared, arm urself n wage the bloody war on it

Phase 1: Advance
i went into the room with Shieldtox in one hand for long-range attack n my primary melee weapon a rolled up Home section frm the ST. i saw the thing on the wall heading for the corner...

Phase2: Attack n bo pian must win
using relative velocity launched a long range Poison attack. then the cockroach HP decrease alot, alertness decrease alot, but agility increase like mad. it started flying around aimlessly. nt attracted towards light sources though... so my chance comes. observe the cockroach, predict it, understand it, believe in it... in tt split second, use Melee attack (if u play squash before better) n slam it against the wall.
but u can upgrade ur melee weapon to Electric Racquet, i think u can get it for 5 frm the market. just hold the button n u can use it as attack or defence. my battery ammo ran out so no choice must use primitive tools like ST.

Phase 3: Taunt
add insult to injury. pick up the cockroach with tissue/ER, chuck it in the toiletbowl then laugh at it n pee on it... then one final "Au'voir!" then flush it down. for gals peeing as a taunt must be careful in case of Instant Revenge.

phase 4 (optional): Takedown
go seek out the enemy's base... find out the cockroach eggs and Annihilate.

that is all... rmb one thing: since they'll die, give them hell before they do!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

the bloggie is like dying soon!
someone post something!

huh oh no.. time flies like flies
going nuts like peanuts

hmm whn's ms tan leaving?
morning?afternoon?night?

signing off..

Monday, December 18, 2006

if u r bored

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/69657/
Kid_Blows_Up_Can_Of_WD_40.html
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/56302/Rocket_Lauch.html
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/71778/
Roller_Coaster_Tycoon_Slaughter.html
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/72218/iPod_in_Blender.html
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/71652/
Squeaky_Clean_Window_Prank.html

some videos to watch... haha...

for those whu wana soup up ur online surfing
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/71788/
Lightning_Fast_Browsing_Trick_For_Internet_Explorer_And_Firefox.html


the firefox works....im BLAZING FAST!!! SNY!!!!

AND PLEASE DO NOT DL Internet Explorer 7!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even tho it looks nicer... Firefox wif noscript works better... haha

Saturday, December 09, 2006

so where shall we go? where?

hahah as seen from the tagboard. a couple of suggestions haha.

yz suggested gg to support our sch in the prom king/queen contest
eug/ws suggested we gg settlers

hahah well the main objective is cause many of our guys are enlisting in a weeks time! tts like freaking fast. so well my suggestion for our last(nah-it-wouldnt-be-but-probably-the-last-of-the-yr) outing wld be to combine the both suggestions above hahah. simple right? dono lah its jus a suggestion lol. but i nid details! details someone hahha. like wheres the prom contest be and wad its like and such. and settlers do we have to book tt kinda thing. do update like asap ya? on the tagboard or somethg yups. meanwhile play hard! :)

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Pics part 3

ok last pic i guess...



















it is an enjoyable stay with the 05S01 people and sadly we do not know when we will see each other again... My memories of the class will be forever in my head! Well hope to see all of u all soon again!

Pics part 2

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Pics!!!!

ok this are some of the pics that i took during the chalet!!
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Credits for Class Chalet

Yea class chalet....haha i'm not going to say much actually...just that i felt we should really thank some ppl for the chalet:

1)Miss Tan(of courseXD)...for booking the chalet and being there with us...and for being a great form teacher and interesting GP teacher

2)Mrs Gay...for being the only subject teacher who turned up for our bbq...and of course for being a loving and responsible Biology teacher

3)Yuezhi...for bringing the mahjong set(otherwise so many of you would've been totally stoning like statues...you ppl know who you are=P)...for being the housekeeper and helping us make breakfast=)...plus cutting cheese cake to deliver to every room cos ppl were doing their own stuff like being involved in a HEATED BATTLE of monopoly X)

4)Patrick...for being the houskeeper along with Yuezhi and also helping to make our breakfast

5)Bryan,Darren,Desiree,Eugene,Waika,Weishun for buying loads of stuff before the chalet when suddenly no one else turned up at the agreed meeting time...also Bryan for bringing the vcd player...Darren and Weishun for bringing their the balls.

6)Adeline,Nadia,RongTeng,TzeKeong,Weitian for topping up the insufficient supplies...And also RongTeng,TzeKeong,Weitian for helping us order our McDelivery supper

7)And everyone who has contributed in one way or another in order to make this chalet a success(lol standard ending line)Haha wad i mean is everyone who were there talking and laughing did contribute to the fun and fulfill the purpose of having a CLASS chalet

Ok i did the credits....someone else go do the storyXD

Sunday, December 03, 2006

S01 Hours

S01 Hours

this is quite late... paiseh again hahaha. n im sry tt i keep posting such textless posts here... but i cant help it but almost feel like a self-appointed media-journalist in class. its fun though



cya ppl at the chalet! i'll come abit late though... don't lock me out ya! haha

Saturday, December 02, 2006

chalet 3

this is in continuation to chalet 1 and 2. haha.

jus some things to note...since i went there a few days ago...

1) aloha shuttle bus is now independent. it does not share the same bus as costa sands...so watch carefully b4 u board the bus. dun be lyk me or else u hav to walk in the rain....

2) nv use the blankets. somehow the blankets drop more hair than a dog does...especially obvious if u r wearing black...

3)aloha hardware is a little bit *cough cough.... i couldnt find a pair of matching chopsticks which was pretty much stunning....

well tats abt all. will b back again if i think of smtg. haha. ah! last thing is that aloha bus is now damn small and its better if u travel in small groups...

-=CX™=-

Friday, December 01, 2006

Sleepless nightszzz....

Came across this article at http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/060323_sleep_tips.html so i thought it would be nice to share. Here is the remedy if u are having sleepless nights:

Do not take sleeping pills. This includes over-the-counter pills and melatonin.

Don't go to bed until you're sleepy. If you have trouble sleeping, try going to bed later or getting up earlier.

Get up at the same time every morning, even after a bad night's sleep. The next night, you'll be sleepy at bedtime.

If you wake up in the middle of the night and can't fall back to sleep, get out of bed and return only when you are sleepy.

Avoid worrying, watching TV, reading scary books, and doing other things in bed besides sleeping and sex. If you worry, read thrillers or watch TV, do that in a chair that's not in the bedroom.

Do not drink or eat anything caffeinated within six hours of bedtime.

Avoid alcohol. It's relaxing at first but can lead to insomnia when it clears your system.

**Spend time outdoors. People exposed to daylight or bright light therapy sleep better.

I think the last 1 would be most suitable for active pple like us!

Thursday, November 30, 2006




YEAH! i'm the first to wake up! say 1.20?!
sad... dun hav the photos wif me but i do hav some RANDOM SHOTS


tian's dress has the same colour as the table cloth.. lolx...


nice flower deco...


appetizer.. raw salmon wif egg plant... plus freeflow of bread..sounds like cafe cartel.. lolx



soup~ potato wif mushroom!! and more bread~



main course.. this is my fav! fish! cooked fish! and baby squid~


choco brownie... oooo~


cheering on for our prom queen nominee~WEI TIAN


the other table~


lovely des..



extra vain rt... using my compact mirror more den 10times thru out the dinner...(excluding b4 and after dinner)

K.O.

PROM!!!

haha ok words really CANNOT describe the incredible time last night ya?those who didn't go you suffered a horrible loss...just like the loss i feel for not going to the post prom party...but some things can't be helped.

anyway those with the class pictures and the video of tK going up to WeiTian pls post it here ya???XD haha and anyone who's so capable as to describe the prom last night in words pls go ahead and do it.I'm too lazy =P

Monday, November 27, 2006

ok i know its been 2 days but it's nv too late to put up a video :D enjoy... courtesy of yz n des. n of course 05S01

Saturday, November 25, 2006

photos

i hav uploaded the photos on picture trail.. maybe the blogmaster can create a link for picture trail..
haha yea yesterday was damn damn fun.It was really an even mix of good and bad weather haha but its still damn fun...nvm the swollen limbs incurred from volleyball...we had fun running into other ppl's courts to pick up our balls and help others pick their balls when their balls dropped and rolled into our courts didn't we?(that sounded abit...ahem...)...haha yea

The funniest part was burying our youngest member of the class into the sand and turning him into a mutated obscene sand man monster and catching the attention of the whole beach!ooo darren you're gonna be so famous!XD

Then had to bathe in the open there cos the sheltered cubicles were full....can you imagine all the birds,insects and other guys watching....ewww...then when Patrick,RongTeng and i were almost done one bunch of VJ guys came over and started doing wad we did lol.I know they're from VJ cos one of them was my CCA friend in VS!lol then that friend asked me "How's your class?The girls pretty anot?" Guess what did i sayXD

Just last year June i was celebrating birthday for a friend of mine....I saw the way he opened the present wrapper with so much care and gentleness to maintain the wrapper i asked him to stop wasting time and just tear the wrapper up into shreds.But he didn't listen.Yea and to think last night i actually had to do wad he did...haha luckily rT told me or sentences would have turned into words and words into letters and letters into mere strokes.XD Thnx alot for the present,it fits nicely.I read everything.Thanks.=)

Friday, November 24, 2006

EVERYONE EVERYONE!
kudos to all for turning up today! while the main objective today would b to celebrate (zuwei rongteng dickson and zhiyuan)'s bday, though zy iznt with us, everyone did have fun right?

well looking forward to prom night and chalet!
meanwhile there are still many many stuffs for us to do!
-ice skating
-movies
-blading
-night cycling
-pool/bowling
-birthday celebrations
-hanging out
-sentosa agn!

and much more! its up to our creativity right? even a meal at thai express wld be nice :)

hope everyone did enjoy urselves today!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

extracted from somewhere..
this is a letter written by someone's mom to that someone... so here goes

My dear Jagjit,
> I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm
> writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We
> are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
> newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20 miles.
>
> I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here
> took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not

> have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able
> to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
>
> This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated
> right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week
> I put in 3 shirts, pulled the
chain, and haven't seen them since.
>
> The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
> first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
>
> The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
> little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we
> cut them off and put them in the pocket.
>
> Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
> the grass at the cemetery.
>
> By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is
> Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in
his club.
> We were confused as to which piece we should remove?
>
> Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is
> a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
>
> Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby toddy distillery. Some men
> tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
cremated
> him and he burned for three days.
>
> Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his

> father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea
> after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
> grave for his father.
>
> There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
>
> Love,
> Mom.
>
> P.S. : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
> realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

CLASS OUTING!!

PLACE: SENTOSA (FRIDAY 24NOV)

PLACE TO MEET: 10AM AT HARBOURFRONT STATION.
(for those taking physics 's' paper, hmm i tink y'all have to make ur own way there)

THINGS TO BRING: YOURSELF, EXTRA CLOTHING, AND ANYOTHER THINGS U WANNA BRING! :)

STUFF WE WILL BE DOING: PLAY BALL, PLAY WATER, PLAY WITH EACH OTHER. (aiya anyhow)

ENDING TIME: DONO! (can leave anytime u want?)

WET WEATHER: HMMM CHOY. BUT JUS IN CASE.. LETS GO WALK ARD, CATCH A MOVIE OR ANY SUGGESTIONS?

*PS: miss tan can you make it?please try okay?? and everyone come k!

and lastly. bon voyage to zhiyuan whos leaving for taiwan on friday. we'll miss him.

yup tats all folks. :)

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

PREVIOUSLY FROM OUR DEAREST EUGENE!

drumroll... ... ...

4 more days til NO MORE GP FOR LIFE!
11 more days til NO MORE MATHEMATICS FOR LIFE (i hope)!
17 more days til NO MORE PHYSICS FOREVER! [assume we wun touch in it uni ya? (its a lie)]
19 more days til NO MORE CHEMISTRY FOREVER!
25 more days til NO MORE BIOLOGY FOREVER!!!!!
26 more days til 'A's are OVER for everyone in our class.
31 more days til PROM!!!
and finally, 37 more days til CHALET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


its time to cancel(some) and edit(some)!

4 more days til NO MORE GP FOR LIFE!
11 more days til NO MORE MATHEMATICS FOR LIFE (i hope)!
Hours til NO MORE PHYSICS FOREVER! [assume we wun touch in it uni ya? (its a lie)]
2 more days til NO MORE CHEMISTRY FOREVER!
3 more days til NO MORE BIOLOGY FOREVER!!!!!
4 more days til 'A's are OVER for everyone in our class. (hmmm physics asses hahaha jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk)
5 more days til PROM!!!
and finally, 12 more days til CHALET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 more days to freedom
4 more days to facing a fresh new life! wonder its gd or bad!
faces do change, i hope they wont. pls hope tat wont happen.
we await...


4 months till release of 'A' level results. grr...
everyday's paper is total shit hahah. rite?

anyways.. here are the things you can do with money (comes with qualifications)!

1)You can buy more toto tickets, den more chance of striking
2)You can hire people to rob the bank for you
3)Take drugs
4)Buy the original VCDs, burn them using high-speed burners, den sell them
5)Hire teachers from NIE to teach you
6)Be a loanshark
7)Find a rich mistress/mistor(or watever u call them), and try to kope their money
8)Find your friends who are chickens and ducks
9)[For guys only] Go to the sperm bank and buy another trillion to add to your 'bank'
10)Get elders to try to con other elders (for the fun of it)
11)Go to the reception desks of CGH/SGH/TTSH etc and 'di xiao' your friends there
12)Give Bryan money to splash paint on your door (he will gladly do it) *thanks!

SEEE.. even with money you its not the end of the world! don give up too!

PS:these are based on the imagination of a virgin. PLEASE don not try this at home.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Yo dudes.

Know today's paper was total crap shyt. but nvm! studies aint everything in the world.

here's a list of wad U can do to survive w/o qualifications, or good ones at least.

1) Buy toto and hope to strike $1000000
2) Go rob a bank
3) Sell drugs
4) Sell pirated VCD
5) Go NIE hoping to get a teaching job
6) Borrow $$ from loanshark to buy toto
7) Go look for some rich guy/gal and marry him/her; aft tt divorce and get 1/2 the assets
8) Go be chicken/duck.
9) [For guys only] Go sell sperm to sperm bank
10) Go con some elder
11) Work at the reception desk at CGH/SGH/TTSH etc.
12) Go borrow from Bryan $$, den when u dun pay up, he'll go ur hse and "Splash" paint on ur door, but knowing him as AEP, he's a perfectionist. So the paint splash on ur door will end up like some cool cool door design.

SEEEEE.... it aint the end of the world yet! SO MANY ALTERNATIVES! dun give up! ;)
gettin bored right now.
yea bored, sick, tired of everything.
hope everything will end yet fall nicely in place as wat we all would want.
im so sick of all the notes i feel like burning them right now.
so sick so sick.
cambridge is sick.
everyone's sick.
tv shows are sick.
the bus uncle is sick.
even the world is sick.
im sick.

ciao.

phy p2

well wad a WONDERFUL paper we had!!!!! THANKS cambridge for setting a paper where I( well most pple) cant do!!!! Thanks.... Wonder if they have made a MISTAKE in putting the 9246/00 paper or 9246 yr 2007 into our paper.... YEAH 2 MORE DAYS AND NO MORE PHYSICS IN MY WHOLE LIFE ANYMORE and i PROMISE myself that...... So i m gonna enjoy the paper on wed by flunking it... LOL...

Its chem paper 2 tmr... Hope that it would not be as disgusting as phy... Well good luck to everyone in all their remaining papers....

Weehee!!! Its time for goong now... Cya next time!!!!

Friday, November 10, 2006

funny quote

haha ok i was reading the papers just now when i came across this segment with some quotes from ex-US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.....I found this particular quote damn funny so i decided to put it here

In FEB 12,2002 he said:

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me,because we know,there are known knowns.There are things we know we know.We also know there are known unknwons.That is to say we know there are some things we do not know.But there are also unknown unknowns-the ones we don't know we don't know..."

Haha i dunno about you guys but i find that that paragraph he said was totally LOL! ok time for princess hours

Thursday, November 09, 2006

DE-MATHEMATIFIED

Haha feel damn bastard to be like posting here all the time when no one else's posting...but the greater evil would be to let this blog fade away into the realms of darkness once again right? so here i am=)

Yea so we're officially DE-MATHEMATIFIED....and that means no more "positive negative negative positive","shoe size" and of course "WECTORS". XD Ok today i think we can all agree that it was damn freaking cold in the hall,and it didn't help that we got 3 bonus minutes in that freezing field cos of a semi blackout.Didn't get to keep the hardcover formula booklet as a souvenir cos the invigilator came round personally to check='(

Two more weeks!!!Can't wait!!!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

One down,four more to go!

YES!!!GP is finally over!!!!you hear me???it's over FOR GOOD!!!WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Time to burn put aside all those GP notes and papers that have killed countless trees....causing increased soil erosion and reduced CO2 absorption hence leading to global warming...blah blah blah...who cares bout those b***** facts now???WAHAHHAAHA!!we're free from reading newspapers and planning essay outlines!!!!

Haha ok actually today's paper like half the world chose question 3 for paper 1....ok paper 2's summary was nuts...then AQ....lets not talk bout it XD

And last but not least...today's the birthday of 2 out of 3 of our dear foreigners in class...Waika and Patrick!!!Happy Birthday!!!Haha i bet it stinks to be having exams on your birthday...but it wasn't all that bad especially when you get nice presents like what Waika received XD Yea it wasn't too bad for the rest of us either who got the first hand experience of buying "unique" presents for others

Ok one down and four more to go!!!three more weeks!!!